Drinking and HOAing

"Protecting Property Values, One Bourbon at a Time"     "Please HOA Responsibly"

What is “Drinking and HOAing"?

“Drinking and HOAing” refers to a situation in which a HOA board member consumes too much alcohol and then attempts to enforce community rules out in the public while their judgment may be impaired.
Drinking and HOAing

Please HOA Responsibly

(Citation Generator) Simulate what happens when a HOA Board member walks his dog after three or four Margaritas.

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Recent Incident Logs
BAC: 0.14

The Trash Can Stand-Off

Patrol Officer: Jill (Treasurer)

Incident: Cited House #104 for leaving recycling bins out at 7:01 PM. Spent 20 minutes trying to issue a ticket to a decorative lawn gnome thinking it was a trespassing contractor.

BAC: 0.18

Grass Length Emergency

Patrol Officer: Brenda (President)

Incident: Measured lawn height using a credit card at 1:00 AM. Declared grass "recklessly green" and impounded a child's tricycle for blocking the airspace of the sidewalk.

BAC: 0.11

Paint Code Violations

Patrol Officer: Gary (At-Large)

Incident: Shined a tactical flashlight into a garage for 45 minutes, arguing that the owner's white SUV was actually 'eggshell' and violated the community 'beige-only' driveway code.